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[fogsong]

The Sixth and Ninth are badasses, got it.

Most deaths are for nothing, Gideon.

[necrosavior]

Yeah, really fucked up that one.

Reminder, I grew up on the Ninth where most people die peacefully of old age rather than by jumping on a grenade or getting bombed or any Fourth shit. I know that, but they're still not entertainment.

[fogsong]

Sounds fake but okay.

[necrosavior]

Seriously one of the best things you can say about the Ninth. Whatever else, they have the calmest chillest deaths as a rule.

[fogsong]

Sounds chill and boring.

[necrosavior]

Do you like epic poetry? Like extremely long ass epic poetry? Because by golly, then do I have a poet for you from the Ninth.

[fogsong]

I do not like epics, thank you. Unless this poet's work isn't mindnumbingly boring?

[necrosavior]

Sorry, it takes a certain form of masochism to enjoy. With so little other entertainment, Harrow and I both hate listened to it.

[fogsong]

That's in my top ten saddest things I've ever been told, Gideon. [ Joking but also... ]

[necrosavior]

Don't tell Ortus that if he shows up. It's his heart and soul. Loves that thing far more than he loves the sword. Far be it from me to discourage the man pursuing his dream. Well, until Crux blew him up. Now the Noniad will forever be incomplete.

[fogsong]

Yeah, I'm a bitch but I'm not that kind of bitch.

[necrosavior]

If only you were a butch...

[fogsong]

Don't think I could pull off the look.

[necrosavior]

Let me do a makeover. I'll prove you can.

[fogsong]

Fine. Can't cut the hair, though.

[necrosavior]

As long as I can use product in it, I can work with that. We'll make a butch out of you!

[fogsong]

I expect flannel.

[necrosavior]

What kind of heathen do you take me for? You are definitely a flannel butch. A layers butch. You wear layers.

[fogsong]

The kind that grew up in a bone convent, mostly.

But shit, yes. Flannel! Layers! Maybe I can pull this off. So far, not sounding all that different from my usual style.

[necrosavior]

Fair, but I've been here over a year and a half now.

Your style is like first cousins once removed from butch.

[fogsong]

You make a good point.

Goodwill Chic. Cheap Grunge. Comfy Trash Goblin. It goes by many names but it's all the same.

[necrosavior]

I have learned so much while here. All the important stuff. Like the lesbian flag.

Comfy trash goblin. That's going to be your new name.

[fogsong]

Oh, that's an important one for you to know. I hope you've learned about overalls, too.

A nickname I will embrace. I am the comfy trash goblin. No hoodie or legging is safe from me.

[necrosavior]

Overalls are not my personal look, but I'll give you that suspenders are hot.

Be warned, I will sew little bone chips into all of mine.

[fogsong]

I don't think I've seen anyone wear suspenders outside of shitty mafia costumes. Think I could pull them off?

Okay. But. Why?